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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Seuss, Dr. The cat's quizzer: are you smarter than the cat in the hat? / by Dr. Seuss SUMMARY: The cat in the hat plays quizmaster by challenging the reader with both entertaining and educational questions such as "Are freckles catching?" and "How old do you have to be to drive a car?" ISBN: 978-0-394-83296-8 (trade), ISBN: 978-0-394-93296-5 (lib. bdg.)
Questions and answers, Juvenile literature. [1. Questions and answers.]
I. Title. GV1507.Q5S454 1993 031.02, dc20 92-17409 eBook ISBN: 978-0-385-37946-5 Random House Children's Books supports the First Amendment and celebrates the right to read.
The ANSWERS
(if you need them) start on page 58.
Here is
Ziggy Zozzfozzel with his sister Zizzy. They got 100%. They got every question WRONG.
Are YOU
smarter than a Zozzfozzel?
Which end
of a bee stings you?
Do elephants
have uncles? Which Grows Faster? An uncle's eyebrows . . . ? Or an uncle's mustache?
Are there
a few ducks on the moon? Are FRECKLES catching? China . . . ? Japan . . . ?
U.S.A. . . . ?
Where else . . . ?
Where do
peanut trees grow?
Look at this picture. Look at it hard. turn the page. . . .
about the page before.
How many wheels
on the Cat's wagon
Was there a
flag on the house
Was the Cat
holding his umbrella
Did the big
yellow animal have blue dots
If YOU
owned the big yellow animal, what would you call it
. . . to be a Boy Scout? . . . to be a Girl Scout? . . . to drive a car? . . . to fry an egg? . . . to vote for President? . . . to BE the President? And . . .
How old
do you have to be to be a Japanese?
can you play
Stare-Eyes
without blinking can you play
STARE-EYES
without laughing
A Bee? An Eagle?
Balloon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Or someone with a Helicopter Cap?
Only redheads
can wiggle their ears.
A camel
never drinks water on Thursdays.
A cat is always
shorter than his shadow.
Your shadow is
always longer than you are.
There are more
doughnut holes in the world than doughnuts.
Joe . . . ? Or Moe?
Do horses sleep standing up?
Do roosters sleep on their backs
. . . or on their sides?
Do fish sleep
with one eye open?
There are
FLASH-LIGHTS
for when it's dark.
Are there
FLASH-DARKS
for when it's light?
Which turtle will
get to the Pizza Palace first?
LAVA
comes out of a
WHAT?
WHAT
comes out of a
TREE?
WHAT comes out
of a WHAT?
WHO
comes out of a
WHAT?
WHAT is it that comes
out of a WHAT-IS-IT?
How fast can you say . . . ?
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Ellie's Elegant Elephant
Do the Japanese
eat with pogo sticks or joss sticks?
Does spaghetti grow on land
or under water?
What do
Italians
call macaroni?
Do pineapples grow on
pine trees or apple trees?
Tell me
three things
YOU
had for dinner last night.
Can
YOU
do this easy trick?
WHO WILL WIN?
The X's
or the O's? Which Walks Farther? His front feet? Or his hind feet?
Are there
many women kings?
Are there
any women uncles?
If a dinosaur
walked into your back yard . . . . . . what is the first thing you would do?
In Ireland, you can buy rainbows.
THAT
is Zizzy Zozzfozzel. Snails are faster than turtles.
It is not safe
to ride backwards on an ostrich.
would you do if you sprouted a Daisy?
Would you run
and see your dentist?
Would you water it
and grow more of them and sell them to your friends?
Or would you try
to grow some roses? They're worth a lot more.
A Ping-Pong
Ball
or a Bow?
do they call
One-Eyed
Eyeglasses
What
do they call a
One-Wheeled
Bicycle?
What
do they call a
One-Horned
Animal? would you do if you jumped in the air and you didn't come down? This could happen, you know.
So you'd better
have an answer.
Here are four WHAT?
Are you
upside down in a spoon?
What is
your Zip Code?
This wheel
goes this way.
That makes
this wheel go this way. Please tell me!
Am I going
Frontwards
or Backwards?
Are there more
in the alphabet? s or ' s '
Where do crows
hide soccer balls? is the best weathervane?
What was George Washington's favorite TV program? Do worms dream?
Does Joe
look closer to Moe than Moe looks to Joe?
Who
will get the banana ?
WHO
will get the MOST BANANAS?
What was
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S
middle name?
WHO WILL
LOSE?
The X's
or the O's?
Does your family have
a one- or two-car grudge?
WHERE would
you go to learn to play the stethoscope? In Yosemite Park . . . . . . do the bears take photographs?
Are you
OLDER
than your teeth?
A Tall
Pigmy
or
Here are more than 100 things
that begin with H. (The Zozzfozzels could find only 6.)
13 Hot dogs 1 Hen 5 Hail stones 1 Camel Hump 1 Garden Hose 2 Hinges 1 Hockey puck 4 Clock Hands 1 Hair on 1 Hairbrush 24 People Hands 1 Worm Hole 1 Hundred 2 Helmets 1 Halloween pumpkin hanging from 1 Hole 1 Hockey player 1 Hot candle 1 Pair of Hot Levis 1 Heel on shoe 1 Hoola Hoop 1 House 7 Hearts 2 Animal Horns 1 Blowing Horn 1 Hockey stick 4 Hats 1 Cat with a Headache! 4 Hooks (One for Fish) 1 Hoe 1 Ho 1 Hoo 1 Hedgehog eating 1 Panty Hose 2 H's 1 Handbag 1 Hammer 1 Ham 1 Handkerchief 2 Hockey skates 1 Hatchet 1 Horse 6 Hoofs 3 Horse shoes 1 Pair of Handcuffs 1 Hair ribbon 1 Hippopotamus in 1 Hammock 1 Hoot owl Hooting 1 Umbrella Handle and 15 other Handles 1 Mystery man in a Hood
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